I'm bored... So I better tell ya all a little bed time story! 🧐

Now then, gather round, sit thee sen down and I'll tell thee about the time I was sick on a fat lass on a rollercoaster. It were a sunny day by t' seaside, and me and me mates decided to go to a theme park. I'd never been on a rollercoaster before, but me mates were on at me all day to go on it. I'd heard on t' news about the time when everyone got their legs chopped off after one crashed, so I weren't too keen. 🤭

Anyway, before we went on, I decided to have a little snack. I ate five donuts, a milkshake, some crab sticks and fish and chips. I was so full but didn't think anything of it at the time. We get on the ride, and there were all sorts of weirdos getting on too - there was a lad with a mullet, a woman with a parrot on her shoulder, and a fat girl who were sat in front of me.

Now, let me tell thee, that ride were fast. It made me feel dizzy and I hated every second of it. As we got off, I started to feel sick. I tried to keep it down, but it were no use. I puked all over the fat girl sat in front, right on top of her head. She weren't too pleased, let me tell thee. She slapped me right in the face, and I couldn't blame her. That were the last time I ever went on a rollercoaster. 😝

Lesson learned: don't go on a rollercoaster with a full stomach. And if you do, make sure you puke on the person who deserves it. 🤢🤮🙈😂 #neveragain #sickasadog #rollercoasterofhell