"Social" media? More like "anti-social" media! It's got us all so hooked on scrolling and double-tapping that people don't even know how to have a proper chinwag anymore! 👄💬 Can't remember the last time someone rang me up for a natter instead of a lazy thumbs-up emoji. 👍

And yes, I am fully aware that I'm posting this on social media before anyone says anything...